Why there are giant lolipops all over the front yard? 前院里怎么有那么多巨型棒棒糖啊And why they taste so bad? 怎么味道那么怪呢
Because they are made of cardboard, mouth breather. 因为是硬纸板做的蠢蛋
Hey, the world needs more dreamers, Luke 世界需要梦想家卢克
Never stop licking things. 舔舐不息梦想不止
I know it's lame, 我知道很挫
but after last year we promised the neighbours 可是去年答应了邻居们
we would keep our decorations more family friendly. 我们会把装饰弄得和谐一点
We can't carve a pumpkin? 我们连刻个南瓜都不行吗
The petition was very specific. 他们的请愿书写得十分具体
Every Halloween, we have the best house. 每次万圣节我们家装扮得最恐怖
Last year, I took things to a whole new level. 去年我的水平更上一层楼
But appearently it's too scary for some kids. 但显然对于某些孩子来说太恐怖了
And one adult. 外加一个大人
Trick-or-treat! 不给糖就捣蛋
Would you like some candy? 你们想要点糖吃吗
Yeah! 是的
Or would you rather have this? 还是更想要这个呢
Come on. You're fine. 别装了才吓不着你呢
I don't care what anyone says. 我才不管别人说什么
You did not give that man a heart attack. 反正不是你害的那人心脏病发作
Thank you. 谢谢
I mean, you're not even scary. 你根本就不吓人
Can I grab a little bit of this candy 我能抓点糖吗
for my open house tonight? 给今晚看房的客户们吃
Uh, yeah, sure, but... 可以当然可是
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