2014年黑龙江省哈三中四校联考第四次高考模拟英语2

2014年黑龙江省哈三中四校联考第四次高考模拟英语2

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The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337...

A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate (恶化) during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows

about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

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